Errors and Solutions

Parts of the blog may be limited to two dimensions (though exactly which two cannot be predicted), the olfactory, digestive and incandescent facilities may only work intermittently or not at all, and the telepathic communication interface basically sucks. I have had some difficulty with the blog software particularly in it not allowing me to post what I want when I want to.

The main problem is caused by the software assuming a linear time sequence which forces a non-intuitive mode of thinking. If you want to post about something that happened two days ago, you are unable to do so unless you post it two days after it occurred. Of course were you to wait another day, then it would be three days adrift and so on. Hence on a bloggable event occurring there are an infinite number of posts that could be written creating an impossible situation of uncertainty. A simpler method is merely to allow the events to be blogged whenever convenient rather than insisting on a distinct and separate time when they can be written about.

As you can see from the archive list to the right, I’ve managed a work-round to get the blog going by exchanging the the virtual aspect of the blog and the existence of the reader by inverting reality to create a blog reality with virtual readers. The blog posts can then follow a more logical temporal framework which the virtual readers can then work around resulting in a more sensible selection of content. It also increases the chances that the blog will be maintained as I can ignore any boring periods and skip back and forward to times that are more interesting. This will necessitate a ‘sticky’ post that identifies when I am posting when I start posting.

To resolve resultant problems, a further inversion of reality allows corrections, by emulating the virtual blog and a real reader, though then another inversion is necessary to verify it. This may lead to some imaginary readers to believe that they are real, when in fact they are emulations of real people imagining that they are real. The simple solution is just to accept the fact of your non-existence.

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